I managed to be driving along the Pacific Coast Highway, a beautiful stretch of road, when I came across the elephant seals in mating season. Elephant seals are, in my opinion, terrifically ugly. Hugely fat beasts with mutated looking heads. Sort of like the people you see at a buffet in downtown Vegas. The farts these things let loose made birds fly from trees. Continue reading “Elephant Seals in Heat” »
It’s that time of the year again. When corporations pour hundreds of millions of dollars into advertising trying to convince you to buy something that you will grow to loathe. Whatever it is, it will soon be outdated, or it will break, or it will “accidentally” emit toxic gas throughout the house and possibly kill all the pets in the neighborhood. Continue reading “Holiday Gift Idea #31B” »
I’m guessing Turkey doesn’t have a rat problem. Wherever I went I saw cats. They are everywhere. When I got home I was surprised at how many of pictures of cats I ended up with. So, since the Internet loves cats, I figured I’d share some. Continue reading “In Turkey, Seeing Cats” »